Dave: So I got a video out from the library on the wives of our US Presidents and the first one I watched was Dolly Madison.
Me: You mean the cupcake?
Dave: Um, the fourth President of the United States - James Madison - his wife?
Me: Oh. Did they name the cupcake after her? I could totally go for a cupcake right now...
Seriously... I don't know how I even passed High School, much less, got into college.....
But doesn't a cupcake sound good right now???