Mr. Fed Ex Man just brought my new phone!

Yippie! It's finally here! My new Cell phone!! I know, it's just a cell phone, but I'm one of those dorks who hasn't upgraded her phone in at least 5 years. Yes, I've had the same boring phone for at least 5 years and actually, maybe longer b/c when I last upgraded I just traded my sis in law for my EXACT same phone because mine had broke. Don't ask me why I did that, only reason is because I already knew how to use my phone, and I'm too lazy to learn another one. But two days ago I decided it was time for an upgrade and, after talking with a very flirty customer service rep named Brandon, I now have the new and exciting LG enV2 V Cast Messging Phone! (whatever that means)


Here's what I know so far - it's soooooooooooo cute and it's Maroon and Black and flips open like a book! And, now when I text (oh yes, texting I know - THIS technology hasn't passed me up) but now I will be able to text much faster b/c I have a REAL KEYBOARD to type on!!!


Brandon told me that it has a much better camera than my old phone (2.0mp) and because it was so much newer than my older phone he insisted on sending me a new car charger and he threw in a cute leather case for my pretty new phone. Thankyou Mr. Brandon : ) OK - he didn't exactly throw in the case and charger, but I bet if he could have he would have - whatever stupid Verizon sales rules.

I bet Brandon was sooooooooooooo cute, he sounded cute. Oh well, everytime I look at my new phone in it's leather case I will think of my little Brandon. Well, until I get a new case because, frankly, the little black leather case that he sent? It's actually ugly so now I will go shopping for a cute phone case - ooohhh I bet Coach has cute case. Hmmm... I'll check out coach.com. More like ebay or some other lower price store - at $4/gallon, I'm on a budget these days.


Anyway, back to me and my new phone. It also comes with Bluetooth - THIS technology is very new to me so for the next hour, or however long it takes for my new little phone to charge, I'll be reading my Tips, hints and shortcuts book.


Ta Ta!!!

Such a Pretty BAD DOG!!!!!

OMG! I hopped into bed last night totally excited to read Jen Lancaster's newest book -
"Such a Pretty Fat" only to discover that my Best Dog Ever - Daisy Dog, CHEWED my book while I was at work yesterday!!!!!! UGGGGHHHH.

She is officially the Worst Dog Ever today.

Actually, just for about 15 minutes last night when I banished her from the bed - but then realized I couldn't fall asleep with out her - but that was a LONG and MEAN 15 minutes for her - OK, mostly for me but whatever.

I was so upset for those 15 minutes that I couldn't even READ!! Now I tell you, I don't know which is worse, to see my new pristine book mauled nearly to death or being so distraught that I couldn't read!!! To make matters even worse, WHAT IF the Great Ms. Lancaster comes to a bookstore near me?? How am I supposed to take THIS book and have it signed??

SIDE BAR -- Ms. Lancaster, if by some MIRACLE, you do read this post - PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE come to Akron/Cleveland Ohio or at the very least, Columbus - which is loads of fun and has FABULOUS shopping.

I guess I will just tell her to take it as a compliment, (along with the cupcakes I'll bring for both Jen and her dogs) I mean, Miss Daisy Dog has seen me reading and definitely heard me laughing at Jen's past books, maybe Daisy wanted to see what it was all about. Hmmm... Oh well, at least she only got the back of the book - she really would be in trouble (I'm talking a whole hour or maybe two) if she would have ruined any pages!!

I still love the Daisy Dog and, for those that know me, those 15 minutes really was tougher on ME than her. That damn dog!!! I love her so!!