Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Things I've learned . . .

* Grocery shopping after a “few” drinks is NEVER a good idea.
I went in for a quart of milk. Came out with a bag of Halloween candy, mozzarella cheese sticks, doughnuts and ho-ho’s, barely remembering to grab the milk!

* Even though I'm wearing a cute shirt and killer heels - I don’t “look sober” and the customers in the grocery store ARE talking about me.

* Volunteering to bring in a breakfast casserole is also not a good idea if you’re planning on drinking the night before. (even if you’re only having “one”)

* If you don’t normally wake up early when you HAVEN’T been drinking the night before – you WILL NOT wake up early just because you have a breakfast casserole to bake.

* Patron is STILL tequila, no matter how smooth it goes down. My gag reflex will still kick in . . .

* I always have a fun night out with Dave. . .

* Birthday month is F U N!!


5 comments:

  1. I so can picture you trying to act all calm and sober!! Thanks so much for making the sacrifice of getting up earlier to bring in the yummy casserole!!!!!
    :)

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  2. Hey girlie - no worries - you're worth it! Happy Birthday!!

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  3. I almost got HoHos today but I went with the Ding Dongs instead. For real! :)

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  4. Ahhh, yes - the hungover grocery store trip!!! I have made that mistake before. Once I came back with about $100 worth of assorted beverages due to my cotton-mouthed state! I just couldn't pass up something non-alcoholic to drink and stuck it all in my cart! I laughed at the checkout lane once I saw all my purchases lined up on the conveyor - I hadn't even noticed what I was doing!

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  5. Oh, the drunken grocery store walk of shame...how is it we can't remember the milk but can totally notice everyone staring at us?

    Patron doesn't gag me like Cuervo anymore.

    angelawd: the writer gets the last word

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