Someone please help my mom . . .

Ok - so I think I may have lost it (well, the rest of it anyway). Last night, as I'm watching re-runs of "The Girls Next Door" I remembered that I actually DID have a bunny costume that I bought last year after Halloween - it was on sale- of course I bought it! And, I truly believe that my "bunny issues" have been here all along and have just recently surfaced with the show on E!


Anyway - during a commercial - I went to the basement to change the laundry - AND, to find the bunny costume. I get back upstairs with bunny ears and cottontail in hand found my model, ie - my poor dog Daisy, and starting snapping pictures. Oh, and I totally forgot to change the laundry and thus had to sleep on my mattress with the only clean sheet in the house.

But, my dog is such a good sport - even though it WAS after 10pm and she is usually dog-tired (pun intended) and pretty much will let me do ANYTHING to her at that time of night.

Today, I'm sure that whatever is within her reach to chew up and destroy will meet it's demise for the following 5 reasons:









"I'm soooooooooo going to chew a purse or shoes for this"

This just breaks my heart and makes me MAD at the same time.

Please take a moment and check out Jen Lancaster's blog at: http://www.jennsylvania.com/ and read about the PRECIOUS POOCHES that are about to lose their homes because of ignorant people who don't like pit bulls. Now, before anyone goes apeshit on me, I know, that there are some Pits out there that are mean but I guarantee that some ass wipe trained them to be that way. But most of these animals are very tame and lovable and only because of all the media hype do they have such a bad rap. The story on Jen's blog is HORRIBLE - these poor people have to give up their dogs because their neighbors don't want them there. Both sides of the story are not posted - but from what I can tell, nothing happened to bring this on - ie the dogs didn't bite anyone or attack anyone - the neighbors just don't want them there. If it was me, I'd fight tooth and nail to protect my right to have my pooch in my house and basically tell my neighbors to "bug off" but that's just me.

Now, for those of you in Ohio - please go to this site and sign the petition that is trying to BAN ALL PIT BULLS IN OHIO!! http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/hb-568-ohio-pit-bull-ban

People - these dogs don't need to be banned - the ANIMALS that train them to be mean need to be banned. Do we need rules for owning these dogs and keeping both people and dogs safe? ABSOLUTELY. But, banning them? This will only lead to illegal underground breeding of this animals which will surely lead to even more vicious animals. Ban the thugs that use these poor souls to make them money in horrific dog fighting rings.

Ok - I'm jumping off my soapbox now - please, please check out Jens blog and then sign the petition and send it to everyone in your email box. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/hb-568-ohio-pit-bull-ban

Thank you!!!

HALLOWEEN IDEA . . .

So, keeping with all things "bunny" you probably think I'm going to dress up as a bunny for Halloween right? I mean - it IS my FAVORITE holiday of the whole year and I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to dress up. And, since I can't seem to get the DAMN bunnies off of my mind - it just seems like it would be my next step - you know, since I'm going to win the contest

http://missdaisydog.blogspot.com/2008/09/cant-stop-thinking-about.html

and actually GO TO THE MANSION - I SHOULD have my costume ready.

And then today, I was at JoAnn Etc. at lunch today and saw (an ALMOST bought) a Bunny kit (The cotton tail, silk cuffs, and ears) but NO, I 'put the bunny costume kit down and walked away.' Mainly because I couldn't get the scene from BRIDGET JONES "Tarts and Vicars" party. Sadly, I'd look more like Bridget Jones than Bridget from "The Girls Next Door."

But, now I'm sitting here (at work - very bad!) thinking about that bunny costume and HOW CUTE IT WOULD LOOK ON DAISY!! So, I think I'll run BACK to JoAnn Etc. and grab that bunny kit for Miss Girl herself.

Hey - she deserves it - she poooed in my basement all weekend long (poor thing, not really her fault - think she had a bug - but she's better now) but needless to say, I had to clean it all up!! So, she's going to be a bunny for Halloween.

Last year she was Princess Leia . . . . The WIG alone, was worth the $10!! And, I was fostering another dog last year - and he was YODA . . . I know, I need a life . . .

Bunnies . . .

STILL

CAN'T

STOP

THINKING

ABOUT

THE

DAMN

BUNNIES!!

Or, I watch to much GD E! television!!

New Season starts: October 5th
AND: you can buy bobble head dolls!! I may just have to get one and put my picture on it - as this will be the CLOSEST I ever come to being a BUNNY.

I OWE... I OWE... SO IT'S OFF TO WORK . .

I must go . . .

Had too much fun at IKEA while in Cincinnati so it's off to work I go tomorrow AM. I was actually proud of myself that I didn't spend one single dime while I was recruiting in the malls (I believe this is a FIRST for me) but that was only because I had gone to IKEA Tuesday night when I arrived in Cincy and had my mind set on a new coffee table, bookcase/desk for my office and an end table to match my coffee table. I feel so grown up right now, because I actually have 2 pieces of "matching" furniture in my house right now and they didn't belong to someone else before me!!

Pretty sad - I actually have other furniture in my house that isn't "hand me down" but it just feels like a long time since I've gotten something new. And, if I would have had a bigger rental car - I'd have even more new furniture here today. I guess I should thank God for small miracles and small rental cars.

Well, now I'm off to decorating sites to try to find some ideas to paint my office to match my new furniture!!

This could get expensive. . . .

The Mother Ship . . .

is right down the road from my hotel!!

And, I didn't fly this time - I have a car that I can LOAD, LOAD, LOAD up!! (well, I can load as much as my VISA will allow!!) I've already been there - had an hour to kill before I met my nephew for dinner tonight. And, he thought he got a discount here from his school - turns out - NO - bummer. So, I've got my list of things to go back and buy before I head home!!!

Why oh why don't they put an IKEA closer to my home?? Oh yeah, because I'd be B R O K E!!

Can't stop thinking about . . .

The bunnies!! OMG! I seriously need an intervention. So, yesterday I'm driving home - flipping through the 100+ channels of Sirius radio and I landed on . . . you guessed it . . . the PLAYBOY channel!!!! Something is going on in my Universe - seriously - I can't stop watching The Girls Next Door, I flip on the E! channel to watch Sunset Tan and instead the THS of Hugh Hefner is on, and now my car is no longer a safe zone!

And, if that wasn't enough, there's a CONTEST on the Playboy Channel to win a VISIT to the PB Mansion!!! Ok - so I'm totally NOT going to win - but I'm TOTALLY going to try!!! I'm also going to have to make another visit to my dentist and have my mouth wired shut so I can lose enough weight to actually make it through the front door of the Mansion. (I should blog about the $4-5K I've put into my teeth this year - I have bad teeth and I'm not British - more on my teeth another time)

I don't want to be HH's girlfriend or anything like that - ewww.. I've slept with a much older guy (well, he wasn't 80) and eecchhh, I just don't know WHAT phase I was going through - but I am sooooooo OVER it.

Anyway, back to the contest - I do think it would be way cool to win this contest and actually meet the legendary Playboy himself. Hey - maybe I could write one of those "articles" for the magazine - you know - that's why everyone reads the magazine right? For the articles . . . .